Patrick Kane Was Assaulted Outside Of Geno's Steaks In Philadelphia
CBS – Police say it was a 5-on-1 fight outside of Geno’s in South Philadelphia and Patrick Kane never stood a chance.
Philadelphia Police are looking for the public’s help as they try to identify the five men appearing in the video of the fight.The incident took place in the early hours of June 11. Kane, from Jenkintown, said he, his wife and some friends stopped for a steak after a wedding.
“My wife’s girlfriend asked the guys at the table can I have a cigarette, and then off they went. Guy got real angry at us,” Kane said. He said that the violence escalated quickly. One of them, he said, claimed that he was a member of ISIS. Then, came the physical contact. “He just got angry, shoved her and then my wife said don’t put hands on a girl and then they hit her,” Kane said. “The guy I was with and I said that’s it.”
Okay so maybe it was A Patrick Kane and not THE Patrick Kane. That’s just semantics at this point. Because the fact of the matter is that Patrick Kane was assaulted by a group of thugs at Geno’s the other week and thugs that claimed allegiance to ISIS. ISIS. The world terror group responsible for some of the most heinous atrocities over the past 5 years. You know how if you even jokingly yell bomb on a plane you still get kicked off the plane and detained? Well if you even jokingly claim allegiance to ISIS, you should be executed on the spot. That’s not something you joke about. There are so many things in this world that probably aren’t that funny to joke about but you can still go there if you want to. Being a member of ISIS isn’t one of them. If you’re able to even joke about it, then chances are you probably aren’t fit for society regardless. So let’s do our jobs here, people. Let’s find these dirt balls who assaulted Patrick Kane and his wife who just wanted to bum a cig. All 5 of them belong behind bars. But if I were a betting man, I’d put my money on the dickbag wearing the Patriots hat as the asshole who needs to be publicly executed at City Hall.
Was DeflateGate just a diversion for the Patriots to bring ISIS to America? It sure as heck seems that way right now. It’s more… probable than not.
P.S. – If your name is Patrick Kane, maybe just stay the hell out of Philadelphia. Just a thought.